Wow'! '.strtoupper('w')hat a thrill this baby is'! '.strtoupper('a') larger than average egg with 10 amazing, multi speed functions'! '.strtoupper('a')llow yourself to be taken to heaven with this fantastic egg'. '.strtoupper('w')ith a gorgeous seam free surround and extra girth, the 10 speed remote egg will without a doubt bring you to ecstasy with its powerful deep vibes'. '.strtoupper('t')he controls are easy to use and concealed with a slick cover enabling you to control the egg in a free er way than before as you can keep the remote in your pocket without fear or switching it on before you wanted to or changing functions mid flow'! '.strtoupper('g')reat idea we think'! '.strtoupper('t')he size of this egg really gives it a great edge as it is very similar to a standard vibrator and therefore can really pack a mind blowing punch and deliver that orgasm you hoped for'. '.strtoupper('g')ive the control to your partner or keep it discreetly on your person for fun on the go.'. '.strtoupper('a')re you naughty enough!'? '.strtoupper('p')lease make sure you store the egg in a twisted open position after use'. '.strtoupper('t')his prevents the batteries from draining due to the egg constantly connecting to the remote control.