If you'd be a 'normal' couple if it weren't for your other half, make it official with our personalised if it weren't for you heart cushion'! '.strtoupper('a') wonderfully romantic gift provided they have a great sense of humour the red heart shaped cushion can be personalised with a picture of the lucky loved up ones, and features the fixed text 'we'd be a normal couple if it weren't for you' on the reverse'. '.strtoupper('t')his declaration of love, with a very tongue in cheek twist, is sure to be displayed proudly on the living room sofa for the world to see'. '.strtoupper('j')ust ensure that they really can take a joke before gifting'. '.strtoupper('w')e don't want any cushion based break ups on our hands'. '.strtoupper('p')ersonalisation image upload for best results, please follow the guidelines below the image selected should be the high resolution, grainy photos may result in a poor end product ensure that the image selected is close up with the entire head face clearly visible images with faces in the middle long distance will have to be zoomed in on which may result in a poor end product ensure that the head is 'face on' and not to the side please ensure you reference the image examples above for a visual example of the the type of images that should be used to get the best results for your personalised item'! '.strtoupper('p')lease note this item will be personalised exactly as you have written so please double check spelling, punctuation and use of capital letters personalised products can only be returned if they are faulty do not include accents and special symbols as some of our processes will not allow this due to the font type used please do not use all capitals in your personalised message, or the personalisation will be very difficult to read the image will only be printed on the front of the cushion the better the quality of the image the better the print