Usually spiders are less predictable than an episode of the simpsons'. '.strtoupper('b')ut, we happen to know a spider thats not only predictable, but totally controllable'. '.strtoupper('i')ts this remote control spider'! '.strtoupper('t')his spider is made to move like the real thing, complete with scurrying legs that are creepier than an unsanctioned back massage from a stranger on the bus'. '.strtoupper('i')t also has light up eyes and the ability to pull off 360 degree rotationshellip so nowhere is safe'. '.strtoupper('w')hat do you feed it'? '.strtoupper('n')ever mind giant bugs, its quite happy with 6 x aaa batteries, which arent included'. '.strtoupper('t')his spider is great for pranks and is especially fun at halloween'. '.strtoupper('s')o, if you know an arachnid enthusiast aged 8, order this remote control spider now!