They came for dinner...to find they were it!!microwave massacre stars legendary stand up comedian and actor jackie vernon as donald, a disgruntled construction worker whose wife's predilection for haute cuisine drives him to cannibalism.donald unwittingly stumbles upon a solution to his two major problems in his life his nagging wife and his lack of tasty meals when, one night, he bludgeons his better half to death with a pepper grinder in a drunken rage. Thinking on his feet, donald dismembers the body and sets about microwaving the remains, which turn out to be rather delicious. Trouble is, now he's got a taste for human flesh that needs satisfying...eschewing all notions of good taste, wayne berwick's microwave massacre is a deliciously depraved exercise in political incorrectness that has gone on to gain a cult following thanks to a characteristically deadpan performance from lead vernon, who delivers such choice lines as i'm so hungry i could eat a whore . Vegetarians need not apply!