Featuring screen icons and delectable starlets, texas across the river is a wild spoof of early frontier life'! '.strtoupper('t')he louisiana wedding of debutante phoebe ann naylor rosemary forsyth to the aristocratic don andrea baldazar french heartthrob, alain delon, star of rocco and his brothers is stopped by the cavalry over a matter of honour'. '.strtoupper('d')on andrea flees across the river to texas, where he meets up with sam hollis the incomparable dean martin and his indian sidekick, kronk joey bishop, who are carrying rifles to the town of moccasin flats'. '.strtoupper('i')n the course of his adventure don andrea rescues an indian maiden, lonetta tina marquand, tames some longhorns and eludes a comanche war party and the cavalry'. '.strtoupper('r')unning time 101 minutes region region 2 release date 19 05 2007