The full title of this record is 'the boy named if and other children’s stories.’ ‘if,’ is a nickname for your imaginary friend your secret self, the one who knows everything you deny, the one you blame for the shattered crockery and the hearts you break, even your own. – elvis costello   tracklisting1. Farewell2. The boy named if3. Penelope halfpenny4. The difference5. What if i can’t give you anything but love6. Paint the red rose blue7. Mistook me for a fool8. My most beautiful mistake9. Magnificent hurt10. The man you love to hate11. Death of magic thinking12. Trick out the